They Asked, lxxy Answered (Updated! 6/8/09)

Dear vodka absorbing amphibian friend,

1. It's hard to say. My guess is that so many are looking to rationalize their first meeting with a time traveling alien as some sort of lunatic with a hidden agenda.

2. No, I don't think I should. Not everyone here with us today is meant to define reality in the terms I have tried to present them. If I came out and told everyone "Hey, I know everything, and you don't!" not only would I be commiting my cardinal sin, causing strife, I would also be lying to myself. Just like everyone else who feels their way of describing the world is the only right way.

3. Remote viewing is a concept that has spanned centuries, although it's been widely called many things in the past. Call it what you need to: bunk, or a spiritual journey, out of body experience, whatever you want to title it. The U.S. government in your worldline through Project Stargate during the Cold War perfected a method of training the human conscious to go wherever it wanted to even while not in dreamland. This is still used today, as is it used in other governments. There are some people gifted with this talent, and you choose to call them psychic.

4. How can I define myself? My actions are my only definition. But, I suppose if I must....a child of All.

5. It's all about challenging your perceptions. I wish not to harm or lead astray, I'm merely trying to clear up the clog and cloud of ISMs, IONs, OLOGIES and IENCES.I am merely an artisan warrior in defense of a cause, and that cause is understanding my reality and yours.

6. To ask me that, and for me to even postulate it hasn't, is to allow for fear. Thats just not my cup of Romulan ale.

7. I love my host. And we're taking that idea one day at a time. The more G|M feels I'm doing better work for humanity, the more he allows me to utilize his body.

8. Goals..goals...well, an agenda, sure. But the agenda is nothing more than providing smiles, thoughts, and love.

9. My job here is done when G|M no longer has his current carbonized incarnation.

10. Being a child of All, trying to keep that burning innocence alive, I have nothing but love. I am objective not because I wish to seek an audience (although I do, of course!) but because..it is the way I am. For many, it's strange, but hey..us time traveling aliens only have the most pure intentions.

11. In time, anything is possible. Time is also ALL relative. The more you spend in each waking moment, the more actions you can perform, and the more you will do. I don't think your species will end it's self soon, although I've not spent so much time in this worldline. You may, but I feel that all across the world as we speak children are waking up again.

Anonymousia de Bergerac-Fleur writes in with these questions:

1. Who appointed you the messenger? Have you got a saviour complex? The last time we had one like you we nailed him to a cross!

2. To be honest I think you’re a weird extra-terrestrial on a hyper-space trip. Either that or you’re a loony let loose from St Whackos Home For Idiots.

3. Lxxy you got no business being here. ET – GO HOME.

4. When’s Scotty gonna beam you up lxxy?

5. Seriously man – have you got too much time on your hands? Ever though of taking up base-jumping instead of that creepy body jumping?

6. I bet you’ve named your hoover R2D2. You have haven’t you? Freak.

7. Yeah yeah – whatever you say man … and my best friend's a Martian …